Elephant In The Room - “Italian Beach Club Restaurant”
About
Elephant In The Room sits on L.G. Smith Boulevard in Oranjestad, billing itself as an Italian beach club with Sicilian and Caribbean influences. The beachfront location is the main draw, and the mid-range pricing suggests casual dining without the formality of reservation-only spots. Families are welcome. The #253 ranking out of 316 restaurants in Oranjestad and the 1-out-of-5 rating from two reviews signal serious execution problems. That's not "mixed feedback" — it's a pattern. When a concept involves multiple cuisines and a beach-club format, consistency becomes harder to maintain, and the early scores suggest this one hasn't found its rhythm yet. If you're set on beachfront Italian in the capital, you have options ranked considerably higher. This one might improve as it settles in, but right now the numbers say wait.
At a glance
- Area
- Oranjestad
- Vibe
- beachfront
- Price
- ●●○○
- Reservation required
- –
- Kid friendly
- ✓
- Cuisine
- italiancaribbeansicilian
- Dietary options
- —
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